I knew pigs could fly...but surf?! This pig rips, plenty of time to go pork scratching as schools out cause of the local outbreak of swineflu, the kids are all coming out in rashers! They phoned the government hotline to report it, but all they got was crackling!
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I am really impressed that your 5 year old son could do so much better, he really must be very talented. I would hate to think that you would harm him in anyway if you thought his effort wasn't quite up to the mark.