WATCH: Portugal's Car Crash Wipeout Highlight Reel

Wipeouts, we love 'em. And so does just about everyone else. They are oddly compelling, no? Portugal's ripe for the wipeout reel, sure there's Nazare (FYI, bookmark our live cam HERE) – but what happens away from those insatiable lenses stationed at the world's biggest wave? A hell of a lot of beatdowns and insta-regret, that's what. Here's the best from across the winter months. Be honest, which one made you go 'ooft?'